What would slasher cinema be without disco scenes? The grand guignol och unhappy love, horny glances, cheesy music and a potboiler of melodrama. It doesn't even have to be a proper disco. It's okay with a mediocre party at a camp nearby a lake, where the teens sooner or later sneeks up on the upper floor and fucks their brains out. Everything about slashers is generic and stereotypical, clichés overload. But you know, I don't expect more. Just like with Godzilla movies. I want to see the big G and his pals crush miniature buildings. That's the thing. The deal with it all.
Happy Birthday to Me must have been a prestige project when it came in 1981. Very competent J. Lee Thompson behind the wheels and obviously a bigger budget than normal. It feels like Brian De Palma sold his soul to make a slasher, but with the traditional craftmanship from an old Hollywood veteran. The more I think about the movie it's getting odder and odder. Why didn't they just make another cheapie, why did they spend all that money on some advanced special effects (most of them trimmed away by the distributor - probably because the hypocrites at the MPAA demanded it), a fine bunch of young actors and scenes that's obviously was shot with a lot of time behind them.
They could have made it so much easier.
We will probably never get the answer. When I first saw it back in the days I didn't like it. It's not as gory (but still pretty violent) as some of its contemporaries, and it's still a bit overlong. But it have something. It have "it". Seriously. No, it won't win any fancy prices, but the look of it is so good and the story works - even if it's the cheesiest bodycount-storyline line from the eightes - only beaten by Lambert Bava's You'll Die at Midnight some years later. Both have the same Scooby Doo-esque atmosphere, just more violent.
I can't even write down the story properly. It's a bit too complex for a slasher movie, and at the same time hardly original at all. The most important thing is that you care - or at least believe - in the characters. It doesn't come up in the same quality as My Bloody Valentine - it's just pretty close. The best thing with it is the cynical manipulation the main characters use against each other, which makes most of them assholes. It's like the filmmakers really wanted to show a bunch of kids that lost touch with reality. The jokes some of them do to each other is absurd. Why would anyone like to do that? Why would that guy behave like that?
We will never get the answer, of course. It's just a stupid slasher movie. It's just very interesting. I mean, why not make them assholes instead of empty shells - like in some other movies. I hate when they're just piles of flesh waiting to get a knife stuck in them. Then I prefer idiots.
In all honest, it's quite hard writing something smart about Happy Birthday to Me. It's a nasty little film, semi-bloody (but suffers from some brutal cuts) and with a nice cast. It's not the classic some people wants it to be, but I would say it's a fine slasher - and it should be judged within the genre, and there it's one of the better ones.
What do you think about it? Let me know!
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